Simon Dunn

Scriptwriter and Comedian

Ransomware

This site has not been hacked.

None of your files have been encrypted.

None of your files will be deleted unless you pay a ransom within 48 hours.

Instead, you will be forced to read the insightful, witty, often brilliant, witterings of a man who has had a sore throat since November. From the perspective of his reduced height (unrelated to the sore throats), you will find yourself with a new world view that looks a lot like the underside of someone else’s chin.

This will not cost you any amount of ButCoins.

Once you have failed to pay this non-existent ransom, you will be rewarded with an obscure clip harvested from YouTube which you probably won’t play.

To wit, here’s Terry Wogan talking to Les Dawson in 1983:

https://youtu.be/oF2LP6JUFH0

 

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