“Canon City was burning.
Perhaps he shouldn’t have set it on fire.”
A concise, single story of heroism and stupidity.
John Smith, an alien from another planet, landed in Canon City and immediately realised he was a superhero. He is The Common Man, tolerated by the citizens and mocked by the villains.
In five tight chapters, he leaps tall buildings, saves an out of control bus, and destroys a house with an unfortunate bodily excretion.
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