Month: October 2017

  • What’s The Opposite Of Gary Oldman?
    What’s The Opposite Of Gary Oldman?

    I mention this every Friday, but I do a podcast called setisoppO, in which we work out the opposite of things that don’t have a natural opposite. This week, we tackle Gary Oldman, toenails, and the Crab Nebula. http://traffic.libsyn.com/sundayssupplement/setisoppo056.mp3 You may remember an earlier post in which we explore all of the chocolate bars in…

  • The Daily Life Of A Writer
    The Daily Life Of A Writer

    Sometimes, a writer must procrastinate. And the modern world provides too many distractions from work. So I took it upon myself to combine the need to write, with the need to arse about on Facebook. This is the story of that decision.    

  • The Seinfeld Kevin Smith Shared Universe
    The Seinfeld Kevin Smith Shared Universe

    I was watching Mallrats last night. It’s been a long while since I saw it, and it’s actually rather better than I remembered. One thing jumped out at me though, and it was the mention of Pendant Publishing in this scene. Pendant Publishing? That’s the company that Elaine Benes works for in Seinfeld. I wonder…

  • Writing Can Make You Feel Better
    Writing Can Make You Feel Better

    If I go a day without writing, I feel bad. I’m grumpy, non-communicative, and somewhat lethargic. The way some writers talk, you’d be forgiven for thinking that writing is the bane of their lives, and it probably is. It’s like exercise. The event itself might be a struggle, but the sense of having done it…

  • David Letterman’s Airplane! Screen Test
    David Letterman’s Airplane! Screen Test

    If he’d got the part, I wonder how late night television would have looked without him.  

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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