Month: October 2017

  • Monday
    Monday

    Monday didn’t like Tuesday. She wasn’t all that keen on Thursday either for that matter. Friday was heinous, and Saturday and Sunday could just fuck off. That’s why she’d built the machine. Because Wednesday was just about the only day worth experiencing. She knew a lot of people didn’t like Wednesdays, what with it being…

  • A Great Storm
    A Great Storm

    It’s the thirtieth anniversary of The Great Storm today. It puts me in mind of a time I was in a storm. Not the Great one. Just a storm. I was living in Plymouth at the time, and I’d been visiting friends across town. The wind had been picking up for a few hours, and…

  • The Opening Of My Next Novel
    The Opening Of My Next Novel

    At the risk of showing off my underwear, here’s the first two hundred words of my next book. It was time to die. She hadn’t had an idea in the longest while, and so it was time to die. Plus, the clock had stopped. It used to tick, she knew that. And she knew it…

  • What’s The Opposite Of Lego?
    What’s The Opposite Of Lego?

    Time for the latest episode of the silly podcast setisoppO, where we work out what’s the opposite of something that doesn’t have a natural opposite. This week, we tackle cheesecake, jumpers, and Lego. http://traffic.libsyn.com/sundayssupplement/setisoppo057.mp3   We’ve talked about Tom Good’s sweaters on this blog before, and how much I love and covet them. And here’s…

  • James Horner’s Aliens Score
    James Horner’s Aliens Score

    Another strange parallel here, what with James Horner following up Jerry Goldsmith on another sequel, like he had done on Star Trek. This time, he shares his experiences working on Aliens. https://youtu.be/gzati0Am5GE

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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