Month: October 2017

  • Saturday
    Saturday

    The body swap machine was a feat of engineering. He had devoted his whole week to it. Now, he realised how that sounded, and that it was better to have spent one’s whole life on a project, but it wasn’t his fault he’d got it done so quickly. It had all just come together really.…

  • What’s The Opposite Of Cyril Sneer?
    What’s The Opposite Of Cyril Sneer?

    Time for another episode of my podcast setisoppO for you to enjoy. This week, we wonder what might be the opposite of Cyril Sneer, WD40, and Inflatable Boxing Gloves. http://traffic.libsyn.com/sundayssupplement/setisoppo058.mp3   Within we talk about a number of old TV shows for kids, including this one. https://youtu.be/ogMBLRHJYXU And we touch upon this. Sounds like Harry…

  • Thursday
    Thursday

    She was getting fed up with the hammer just sitting in the middle of the floor of her living room. And she’d lost track of how long ago it had just appeared there. What she hadn’t lost track of was the number of times she’d stubbed her toe on it. Seven. And stubbing your toe…

  • Wednesday
    Wednesday

    He usually had Wednesdays off. It seemed odd that a super villain took a day off. Incongruous. Super villains should have a better work ethic than that. They shouldn’t have the weekends off, let alone every Wednesday. And it left her at a bit of a loss. They’d been battling across the city for days…

  • Tuesday
    Tuesday

    Tuesday punched her fists together. She enjoyed the sound of the leather gloves smacking into one another, the way the padding gave way just so. Ideally, she would have gone bare-fist, but you weren’t allowed to these days. Tuesday was about to punch a planet in the face, and people were worried she might bruise…

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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