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  • The Rumble
    The Rumble

    I awoke with a start. My chest was heaving, and I could hear myself in the darkness, gasping for air, while the cold sweat on my skin gave me a chill that added a shiver to the breathing. Something had startled me. Something loud, deep, and ominous had shocked me awake, and sent a fear…

  • The Swipe
    The Swipe

    It was inevitable. And it was only when the technology caught up that the inevitable happened. We’d been doing it on our devices for ages. Swiping left or right to say whether we wanted to chat to someone or not. We liked or ignored posts on social media. It became binary. A yes or no…

  • The Screens
    The Screens

    There was a strange thing going on, she had noticed. The news was full of bad, weird, or shocking stories, one after the other, piling on before anyone had time to process the new information. And it wasn’t like before, it wasn’t news as filler. This was all proper, legitimate, news-worthy news. And the effect…

  • The Apple Problem
    The Apple Problem

    Harry didn’t like having ideas. Not anymore. There was a time when all he wanted to do was have original thoughts, be creative, just let his mind wander free and easy. That was before the apples. About five years ago now, he was sitting at his desk, wondering what to write next, and he was…

  • Cruel And Unusual
    Cruel And Unusual

    Living in a dystopian hell hole isn’t too bad. For the most part. That’s what I thought anyway. The horrible stuff only happened to other people, people who stepped out of line, people who didn’t follow the rules, people who challenged the wrong things. It’s cognitive dissonance of course. I knew deep down that when…

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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