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  • This Old Town
    This Old Town

    There’s a lot more to this old town than I ever really knew. It’s been redeveloped over and over again, but there are still clues to its past, hints everywhere I walk. The more I learn, the more of its secrets it gives up to me. There’s a small field in the middle of a…

  • Reflections On The Past
    Reflections On The Past

    Harold avoided mirrors. He’d learned to do so over the years, because something disturbing was reflected within them. Where other people looked into a mirror and saw a reversed image of themselves, Harold saw something else. The first time he’d seen himself in a mirror, he was so freaked out that he cried for a…

  • *Batteries Not Included
    *Batteries Not Included

    There’s a drawer in her house that she never opens anymore. It was a good idea at the time. In her youth Ruth had a lot of energy. Too much really. She got a lot done, and at the end of the day, she’d still have the vigour to want to do more. So she…

  • The Silent Invasion
    The Silent Invasion

    It’s the secret no one knows is a secret. People haven’t died trying to expose the truth. There’s not a shadowy cabal of men in rooms conspiring to keep the secret. There’s no clandestine agency tasked with keeping the truth from the public, using mind erasers or anything. Earth has been invaded. Revealing this won’t…

  • Food For Thought
    Food For Thought

    It was when she bit her own cheek that things started getting out of hand. Once she’d bitten it, and the teeth marks became a magnet for the tip of her tongue, she got an odd taste for things. And it didn’t help that every time she ate something, she would chomp into the swollen…

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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