Category: Polithicks
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Thought Vomit #124: ft. The Manifesto
Labour has launched its manifesto in the form of a YouTube cartoon. There’s a nice subliminal message in there too. Apparently, some of us are just morons with a megaphone. Nice. Since I’m standing for election to this blog, hoping to secure an historic second term, here are a few nuggets from my own manifesto.…
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Opinion Poll Results
So, the election kicked off this morning, and already an over-zealous Nick Clegg has eaten a baby. What better time then to analyse the data from my very own opinion poll. Questions 1 and 2 were designed to compare voting habits with voting intention. What’s most surprising here is not the massive downward turn in…
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If I Get 1000 Responses, This Will Be An Official Opinion Poll
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Thought Vomit #122: ft. A Shit’s Trick
Pressure is mounting on the BBC’s Political Editor to resign this evening, as Nick Robinson stoically refuses to deny allegations of bullying and bias. Since Friday evening, Nick Robinson has been unable to quash the clamouring calls for his ousting, amid accusations that he once ate a junior reporter’s face, and that his reporting is…
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Thought Vomit #121: ft. He Can Go On Like This
Have you met Andy Coulson? He’s a nice guy. One of Changey Dave’s™ new, more huggable Conservatives. As Director of Communications, I’m sure he had a hand in the poster campaigns and slogans that tell us it’s time to make Britain better. And as Editor of the News Of The World, he presided over a…
