Category: setisoppO

  • What’s The Opposite Of Stuffing?
    What’s The Opposite Of Stuffing?

    Parumpahpumpum and all that. Let’s work out the festive opposites of stuffing, baubles, and the very meaning of Christmas itself. Do not share, and do not enjoy.

  • What’s The Opposite Of A Nectarine?
    What’s The Opposite Of A Nectarine?

    We’re going to the country, gonna eat a lot of … well, nectarines. While we read the phone book. And do something else with gas. Breathe maybe. Or at least, the opposite of all that anyway. Do not share, and certainly do not enjoy. This is, obviously, the advert we were talking about.

  • What’s The Opposite Of A Poodle?
    What’s The Opposite Of A Poodle?

    I mean, who pets a poodle, while flossing and doing Wordle? No-one. That’s who. But there are people who will take their time to work out the opposite of those things. Those people are us. Do not share, and do not enjoy. This is the cartoon I was talking about.

  • What’s The Opposite Of Miss Marple?
    What’s The Opposite Of Miss Marple?

    You’re reading Miss Marple, under the shade of the leaves, when you hear the chirrup of your notifications. You check your phone, and you see there’s a new episode of this podcast, wherein we work out the opposite of all those things. Do you share? Do you enjoy? Here’s the advert I was talking about.…

  • What’s The Opposite Of A Panda?
    What’s The Opposite Of A Panda?

    Ever eaten Baba Ghanoush while brushing a panda? Of course not, that would be ludicrous. So, what’s the opposite of all that? Find out, in your ears. Do not share, and do not enjoy.

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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