Category: Piffle
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Why Starbucks Is Secretly Horrifying
To be honest, I only started this website with the intention of exposing one story, but as the years have gone by, it has become increasingly more difficult to tell that story. Lawyers have been on my back, I’ve had lawsuits up the wazzoo, and my entire life has been put on hold, even though…
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7 Things You Didn’t Know About Friends
While you might know that Matthew Perry claims he was writing a similar show to Friends, centred around a coffee shop, and called Maxwell’s House, you may not know that the original name for Central Perk was Ned’s Cafe. We all know that Ross was a sulking, mooning, gurning knobber with a sense of entitlement…
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Sporting Season Round Up
As we approach the final game day of the English Premiership Champions La Liga, let’s take a look back at one of the best sporting seasons that’s ever happened in sport. Ever. Except the other one you can think of that was probably better. The top spot went to perennial favourites Leicester United, winning it…
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The Smart of All Talk
Just got back from lunch with a Cambridge-based astronaut, a woman who gave up being an assassin in order to start her own plumbing business, and Peter Sissons. Needless to say, we had nothing to talk about. It’s at times like this that I always wish I had a bag full of small talk ideas…
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Review Quotes For you
Everyone needs a good review quote to slap across their promotional material, put on the cover of a book, or tattoo to their teeth for when they smile at the Queen. So here are some pull quotes I’ve written, just for you. Help yourselves. “Funnier than a singing bush.” “A story that tears you apart…
