Category: Piffle
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Change Your Life In 7 Seconds
I’m pleased to announce my brand new, life-changing, life-affirming, full life-overhaul system that is GUARANTEED to work in just SEVEN SECONDS. Change Your Life In 7 Seconds is a scientifically unproven method that will change your life in just 7 seconds. Yes, that’s right. SEVEN SECONDS. Most people think overhauling their lives will be a struggle,…
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The End Of The Apocalypse
The League Of Gentlemen’s Apocalypse is a 2005 film, directed by Steve Bendelack, and written by Jeremy Dyson, Steve Pemberton, Reece Shearsmith, and Mart Gattiss. And the more I watch it, the more convinced I am that it’s one of the best comedy films of all time. If you haven’t seen it, you should. And…
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The Internet Owner’s Manual
I found this. It’s the owner’s manual for the Internet. It was covered in dust underneath a pile of old 3.5inch disks, a 56k modem, and a shareware copy of Wolfenstein 3D. It might be old, and battered, and confusing to anyone who doesn’t know what an owner’s manual is, but it has some stuff…
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7 Places Not To Stick Cotton Buds
It appears I’m now taking requests for the blog posts. I just got asked to write one about all the places one shouldn’t stick cotton buds. Now, I thought these were called Q-Tips in the US of A, but that’s a brand name apparently, and they’re generically known as cotton swabs. So we’ve learned something…
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My Favourite Words
I love words, and find anyone who doesn’t uniquely odd. There’s something delicious about rolling the word ‘loquacious’ around your mouth, like cleansing the palette with a Sprite after a chomp on a tasty burger. So, for your delectation, here’s a list of some of my favourite words. Bumface (noun): Most people, meant in a…
