Category: Piffle
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A Nugget Of Good News
The football’s on tonight. That’ll rally the nation’s spirits. What channel is it on? ITV? Oh. I’ll start boarding up the windows.
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A Political Post
Oh yeah, I went there.
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Transformers: Gobots In Disguise
I decided to waste some of my life as I waited for the Referendum polls to close on Thursday night by watching a stupid movie. Now, I don’t usually tweet whilst watching a movie, because, you know, I’m watching a movie. But I found myself more interested in posting inane remarks about what I was…
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7 Theme Tunes That Are Earworms
I’m too busy watching the world collapse to be able to write a proper post today. (Note to future readers: Today’s the day Trump’s hair finally escaped from his head and declared war on tiny hands.) So here are seven theme tunes that always stick in my craw for weeks after hearing them. Terry &…
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The Illuminati Are Leaving Secret Messages On Your Street
You’ve seen them. Those multi-coloured hieroglyphs spray-painted on the pavement and roads. You probably thought they pointed out where pipes and cables are, ready for when the digging begins, choosing to believe the blue ones mean water pipes, the red ones electrics, the yellow ones gas, the orange ones phone lines, and the green ones…