Category: Piffle

  • A Nugget Of Good News
    A Nugget Of Good News

    The football’s on tonight. That’ll rally the nation’s spirits. What channel is it on? ITV? Oh. I’ll start boarding up the windows.

  • A Political Post
    A Political Post

    Oh yeah, I went there.

  • Transformers: Gobots In Disguise
    Transformers: Gobots In Disguise

    I decided to waste some of my life as I waited for the Referendum polls to close on Thursday night by watching a stupid movie. Now, I don’t usually tweet whilst watching a movie, because, you know, I’m watching a movie. But I found myself more interested in posting inane remarks about what I was…

  • 7 Theme Tunes That Are Earworms
    7 Theme Tunes That Are Earworms

    I’m too busy watching the world collapse to be able to write a proper post today. (Note to future readers: Today’s the day Trump’s hair finally escaped from his head and declared war on tiny hands.) So here are seven theme tunes that always stick in my craw for weeks after hearing them. Terry &…

  • The Illuminati Are Leaving Secret Messages On Your Street
    The Illuminati Are Leaving Secret Messages On Your Street

    You’ve seen them. Those multi-coloured hieroglyphs spray-painted on the pavement and roads. You probably thought they pointed out where pipes and cables are, ready for when the digging begins, choosing to believe the blue ones mean water pipes, the red ones electrics, the yellow ones gas, the orange ones phone lines, and the green ones…

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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