Category: Piffle
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What (Fisher) Price Bad Memories?
Yesterday evening, I got laughed at by a man in the street because I was talking to a cat. It made me sad. Mostly because it reminded me of the time when I was little when two teenaged girls laughed at me for taking my telephone for a walk. That may need some explanation. When…
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I Can Make You A Billionaire
I am going to make you rich. But bear with me. If the last few weeks have taught us anything, it’s that rampant consumerism and the internet have mixed to form a potent cocktail that just makes us all incredibly angry. “I didn’t order a new Ghostbusters movie.” “I ordered a referendum, and it came…
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The Hardest Three Words
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Insta-Topical Reacto-Post
I have an opinion on current matters. It’s impossible for me not to have an opinion, and opinions always need airing in public forums, so this is a vehicle for the opinion to be expressed in a pithy/controversial/satirical/moderate/extreme manner. The Opinion is sacrosanct. The Opinion is too big for a tweet, but The Opinion is not…
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7 Amazing Life Hacks
We could all do with making our lives that little bit better. So with that in mind, here are seven life hacks that will quickly, and irrevocably change the way you live forever. Halve Your Laundry Duties In One Go We all hate doing the laundry. But there’s a simple way to reduce just how…
