Category: Piffle

  • Finding Time To Write
    Finding Time To Write

    Sometimes, when I do leave the house, I meet people who express an interest in writing, usually followed with the caveat, ‘I just don’t have the time’. That’s fair enough. Our lives are so busy these days, what with work, finding time for the family, slipping out to be with friends, watching the latest must-binge…

  • What’s The Opposite Of Netflix?
    What’s The Opposite Of Netflix?

    It’s probably obvious, but here’s the podcast in which we discuss this anyway. http://traffic.libsyn.com/sundayssupplement/setisoppo026.mp3 We also wonder about the opposite of tissues, and the Harry Potter franchise. I mention this Percy Jackson movie: I suggested it was a bit of a flop, and that the franchise potential died. I was wrong. Turns out the first…

  • Die Harder
    Die Harder

    I always liked that the official subtitle for the second Die Hard film is Die Harder. (Is that ‘this is how I spent Christmas last year’ line in the actual film?) I wish the next three had been subtitled Die Harderer, Die Hardererer, and Die Harderererer. In fact, I want all sequels to follow this…

  • I Am NOT Chris Hemsworth
    I Am NOT Chris Hemsworth

    Over the past few weeks, there’s been a tidal wave of visitors to this site, all asking one thing. Am I Chris Hemsworth? The unequivocal answer is no, I am NOT Chris Hemsworth. It’s really rather simple. Look at this photo. Chris is on the left, and I am on the right. I hope that…

  • What Noise Do Guns Make?
    What Noise Do Guns Make?

    I was watching Tim Burton’s Batman last night, and I was struck by the gun sound effects. They are really old fashioned … Now, I can’t remember if that was the way guns sounded in movies as late as 1989, what with that high-pitched rise at the end – py-owwwww – or if Burton is…

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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