Category: Piffle
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The Movie Studio That’s Secretly Trying To Kill Us All
Universal Studios have always had my favourite movie studio logo, and their current one is the best of the lot. https://youtu.be/eXRsNYKc-Xk But it does suggest that Universal have long harboured a desire to wipe out everyone on the planet. Whether it’s malevolence, or just exuberance, I don’t know. I do know that Universal are always…
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Chris Hemsworth’s Shocking Secret
I’m constantly being mistaken in the street for Chris Hemsworth. It’s the bane of my life, and the phrase I utter the most and with the most vitriol is “No, I am NOT Chris Hemsworth.” I don’t want to be mistaken for Chris Hemsworth, because Chris Hemsworth has a shocking secret that he’s hiding in…
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Google Is Made Of Lego
Everyone likes Lego. Americans like it so much they add an extra S to the name. In fact, we like Lego so much that the whole internet these days is powered by the little plastic bricks. Kinda. Look at this. That’s the first ever Google server. Built in the basement lab at Stanford … out…
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Two Types Of Men
I’ve long held the (tongue in cheek and highly reductive) suspicion that there are only two types on men on the planet. The ones who are content with the size of their willy, and the ones who aren’t content with the size of their willy. Once you decide this is true (it isn’t, it’s a…
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7 Disturbing Facts About Bread
Since I gave up bread, I feel better for it, and because I didn’t replace it with other food stuffs, I’ve lost more weight than I care to admit. But the reason I gave up bread wasn’t because of these seven spurious, possibly false facts. Bread Is Made Of Old Books It’s frightening just what…
