Category: Piffle
-
The Horrifying Truth About Pie
Caveat: The idea for this came to me when I was half asleep, and bounced around my head in a dozed state for several hours at dawn this morning. We’re at a pie eating contest. Two men who shovel food into their mouths at a high rate of knots consider themselves to be athletes. A…
-
7 Ways To Feel Amazing
There’s a little known Nordic practice called Bawlchit. By applying simple stroking motions to various parts of your own body, you can create an amazing sensation that will put a smile on your face. Here are my seven favourite ways to feel amazing. The Tunnock The first discipline I ever learned in Bawlchit is called…
-
A Rottle Of Bum
I never liked Spiras. The chocolate itself wasn’t that nice. I expect had I seen this advert when I was very young, I would have laughed like a window at the phrase ‘A Rottle Of Bum’. That’s Neil Mullarkey right?
-
Topical Jokes
There’s too much happening this week to focus on any one thing without it being to the detriment of something else. In the meantime, here’s some bang up to the second topical comedy from 1979. https://youtu.be/0pRdE1ApqOA If you’re ever in doubt about something, it’s usually Richard Nixon’s fault.
-
Why Don’t Snookerists Get More Angry?
I watch the snooker at this time of the year. Or more precisely, I nap in front of the snooker a lot at this time of the year. Which may explain why my understanding of the game is limited. As far as I can tell, it is the job of the snookerballers to make all…
