Category: Piffle

  • Festivus: The Airing Of Grievances
    Festivus: The Airing Of Grievances

    It’s officially Festivus. I have my pole up, and we’ve set aside an area for the feats of strength later. But it doesn’t truly begin until we do The Airing Of Grievances. So, let’s start. You, I don’t like the way you sniff too much, and the way your fat face goes wonky when you…

  • A Comprehensive Guide To Paying Tax
    A Comprehensive Guide To Paying Tax

    After exhaustive research, I have compiled a comprehensive guide to your tax obligations. I hope it helps.

  • This Is Not A Blowjob
    This Is Not A Blowjob

    My podcast setisoppO has a fun and loyal audience, and we play lots of games over on our Facebook page. Yesterday, I posted this. We had a number of good responses, including some Pop Art references, and Gabe even suggested correctly that it does indeed have a natural opposite, which is a pipe. This got…

  • The Day The President Fell
    The Day The President Fell

    It started like most days that year. Horrifically. But as the day unfolded, and revelation followed bombshell, it felt like the sun had come out from a year long hibernation, spreading its heat and glow, and thawing everyone’s cockles just enough to feel a warmth in the world again. No-one really knew why they had…

  • Fall Back
    Fall Back

    Having an extra hour in the day really appealed to Larry. He always seemed so pressed for time these days, and things were getting forgotten. The house needed a lick of paint, some of the pipes were rumbling, the dog needed to be fed, and it was all getting overlooked. Come to think of it,…

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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