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  • Change Your Life In 7 Seconds
    Change Your Life In 7 Seconds

    I’m pleased to announce my brand new, life-changing, life-affirming, full life-overhaul system that is GUARANTEED to work in just SEVEN SECONDS. Change Your Life In 7 Seconds is a scientifically unproven method that will change your life in just 7 seconds. Yes, that’s right. SEVEN SECONDS. Most people think overhauling their lives will be a struggle,…

  • The Internet Owner’s Manual
    The Internet Owner’s Manual

    I found this. It’s the owner’s manual for the Internet. It was covered in dust underneath a pile of old 3.5inch disks, a 56k modem, and a shareware copy of Wolfenstein 3D. It might be old, and battered, and confusing to anyone who doesn’t know what an owner’s manual is, but it has some stuff…

  • 5 Apps That Will Change Your Life
    5 Apps That Will Change Your Life

    We all want a quick fix. We all need to feel that life can be changed, moulded, bent to our will, and forced into submission. And there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s perfectly healthy to think that life can be made better with a simple, quick fix that costs nothing emotionally, even if it costs…

  • Friday Kwestjuns
    Friday Kwestjuns

    It seems like Friday has turned into the weekly Ask Me Shit slot, wherein REAL people, ask me REAL questions, and I give REAL answers. We’re keeping it REAL here, like in Sociedad or Juventus. Warning: That was a football joke. First up, Daisy has this to ask: How often do you write the word…

  • How Well Do You Know Your Friends?
    How Well Do You Know Your Friends?

    Try this fiendishly difficult quiz about your favourite sitcom from the nineties. [WpProQuiz 2]  

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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