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  • A Hot Take On *Insert Current Topic*
    A Hot Take On *Insert Current Topic*

    There’s a thing these days, that all the cool kids are doing, and it’s called a Hot Take. These can be quickly written pieces about anything from the latest episode of Line Of Thrones, to political developments, like the firing of CIA Director Mel Tormé. I guess the trouble with a hot take is that…

  • Some Impressions For You
    Some Impressions For You

    Well, I did it. I say down exactly a year ago today and made a vow to myself that I would write something on this website every day, no matter what. And I succeeded for a whole year. I’m pretty proud of that. Now for another year. To celebrate, I will now share with you…

  • New Study Says Your Exact Lifestyle Is Best For You
    New Study Says Your Exact Lifestyle Is Best For You

    With so many scientific studies kicking about, all telling you contradictory things about how to live your life, it can get bewildering and somewhat confusing. Is a glass of wine a day good for you, or is it bad for you? How much exercise should you be doing without overdoing it? Are you getting a…

  • The Horrifying Truth About Pie
    The Horrifying Truth About Pie

    Caveat: The idea for this came to me when I was half asleep, and bounced around my head in a dozed state for several hours at dawn this morning. We’re at a pie eating contest. Two men who shovel food into their mouths at a high rate of knots consider themselves to be athletes. A…

  • 7 Ways To Feel Amazing
    7 Ways To Feel Amazing

    There’s a little known Nordic practice called Bawlchit. By applying simple stroking motions to various parts of your own body, you can create an amazing sensation that will put a smile on your face. Here are my seven favourite ways to feel amazing. The Tunnock The first discipline I ever learned in Bawlchit is called…

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  • Proctology: A Bottom Examination
    Proctology: A Bottom Examination

    For a long time now I’ve been wanting to write an old-fashioned programme guide. One you can hold in your hand and thumb through, make notes on, spill coffee on. So I did. Proctology: A Bottom Examination is my deep dive into Bottom, the hit BBC Two sitcom starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson. That’s…

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  • Re-Casting Keanu
    Re-Casting Keanu

    Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him eight years older than Clive Dunn was when he was first cast in Dad’s Army. But don’t panic, Clive Dunn was always playing much older characters than his own age. Keanu Reeves is 56. That makes him seven years older than Stephanie Cole was when she was first…

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